Happy birthday Tory dear!

Happy 21st birthday, my sweet. Stay safe…have fun!

And yes…. you /will/ be getting your birthday spanking soon.

Happy birthday, darling…may you have a wonderful day.

P.S. Congratulations on your acceptance to graduate school and the scholarship…not that I had any doubt!

Happy ‘Day-to-celebrate-the-violent-death-of-St.-Valentine’…. :)

Happy ‘Day-to-celebrate-the-violent-death-of-St.-Valentine’…. :)

countrythiings:

pagesofpaiges:

someone come make me a nest and lay with me in it. please oh please.

omg, yes please.

(via hallospacekitty)

princesspr72:

nite nite

(via kyrasmusings)

I found this picture of you when you were younger. You should be ashamed of yourself for being so sexy.
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Ashamed? Definitely not, Johnnie dear. Rather flattered that you all find me so sexy in my younger days.

I found this picture of you when you were younger. You should be ashamed of yourself for being so sexy.

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Ashamed? Definitely not, Johnnie dear. Rather flattered that you all find me so sexy in my younger days.

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littleredgem asked: If I met you in real life, I'd probably fall on the floor because my kneecaps will have turned to dust and legs to jelly.

Well, I would hope not. But then again…while you’re down there……

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nowyouhasflash asked: *balks and laughs nervously* Yes of course Professor.. no disrespect meant Sir. I'll do whatever you want for your birthday, I apologize for the outburst I was just excited to see you.

It is fine, Jo dear. I do understand your enthusiasm. I have been neglecting the class rather badly over the last year. I shall try to be around a bit more in the future.

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littleredgem asked: Happy Birthday Jonesy! *gives you a cake* Now...hold old are you again? ;)

Old enough that I know better than to answer such questions. But good try at getting the information out of me, Gemma dear. 

"If I met you in real life…" Finish it in my ask.

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nowyouhasflash asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE I LOVE YOU

'Babe' am I now, Johnnie dear? Do I *look* like a small, fat piglet to you?

On second thought, kindly do NOT answer that. 

I do thank you for the birthday wishes, however. I assume you will be ‘round my office later to take my birthday swats on my behalf? Hmmm? Although I suspect there might be a bit of a line up starting of people willing to take the spankings on my behalf…providing *I* am the person doling out the swats.